I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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