come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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