why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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