Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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