That's intense
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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