Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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