Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
