Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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