Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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