i permit you to call me
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I will pee on everything he values.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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