im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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