Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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