I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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