I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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