Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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