super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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