How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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