someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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