Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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