People with herpes should wear stickers.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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