Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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