Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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