After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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