Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
