And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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