these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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