I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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