I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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