I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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