If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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