I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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