i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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