..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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