don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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