wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
