Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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