she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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