sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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