its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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