it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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