It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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