He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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