Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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