OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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