Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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