no, he came in my armpit
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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