I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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