i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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