I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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