i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He shit in the fireplace
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