You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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