Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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