she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm eating all of the evidence.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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