is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Life is so much better after having sex.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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